Silent Auction Photo Poll

Hello!

My favourite café/second home Jimmy’s Coffee is hosting a silent auction to benefit an organization called Sketch. Sketch uses art to enable and inspire the creativity in “street involved and homeless people,” and I think that’s a bit of alright. Jimmy’s has asked the public to donate works to raise funds for Sketch.

Because all I’ve been doing lately is shooting photos, this is what I have to offer. I’m very bad at picking the sort of thing that might look good framed, or that might fare well in an auction, so if you have a moment to help me out, pick the most “compelling” (?) shot from below and vote for it. I’ll print it, frame it, and report back here how it does at the auction.

Thank you! You are very kind indeed! Here’s the event link for the auction on the 27th of February. The poll is at the bottom of this thread.

Edit: The poll’s closed. I think it’s safe to say that “Two weeks“, with its insurmountable lead of two votes, is the winner here. Thanks for participating, and I’ll be sure to post a photo of it in situ once the auction’s a-happenin’! -nw

1. a Toronto sunset

a Toronto sunset

2. the city

the city

3. King and Spadina

King and Spadina

4. Toronto doesn’t riot

TORONTO DOESN'T RIOT!

5. the mysterious bike washer

the mysterious bike washer

6. the steely city

the steely city

7. Dundas St East

Dundas St East

8. two weeks

two weeks

9. city

city

Which photo would be best for a charity silent auction?

  • 8. two weeks (60%, 3 Votes)
  • 3. King and Spadina (20%, 1 Votes)
  • 1. a Toronto sunset (20%, 1 Votes)
  • 2. the city (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 4. Toronto doesn't riot (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 5. the mysterious bike washer (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 6. the steely city (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 7. Dundas St East (0%, 0 Votes)
  • 9. city (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 5

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NHL realignment: an extrapolation

Y’all will have heard that the NHL’s board has been discussing, and has approved, a significant realignment of the league’s conference format. Here are some random facts on this configuration:

  • The last time the NHL operated with four divisions was the ’92-’93 season.
  • This was the last time the Leafs shared a division with the Tampa Bay Lightning, which they again will do in ’12-’13.
  • ’92-’93 was the year Kerry Fraser blinked. This should not affect our opinion of the realignment, and does not belong in this unordered list. Nevertheless, I mention it.
  • The board has not yet decided on the specifics of third- and forth-round playoff order. In ’92-’93, divisional champions played a third playoff round against the other divisional champions within one of two conferences, the Prince of Wales and the Clarence Campbell. These are the antecedents of our current geographically titled conferences. Overarching conferences in the new system have not yet been mentioned at all.
  • Because of the above lack of clarity, some are predicting all-West or all-East Stanley Cup Finals. This is probably nuts. I believe we will return to the four-division-two-conference set-up of ’92-’93. Sorry. I’m no fun.
  • Unlike in ’92-’93, the potential “West” and “East” conferences would be unbalanced: our brave new Gary Bettman West would have 8 + 8 to the East’s 7 + 7. Maybe that won’t matter.
  • The Phoenix Coyotes moving to Québec would solve this issue very tidily indeed. One might even argue that the ultimate fate of Phoenix is hidden between the lines of the NHL’s announcement.
  • Also not mentioned are divisional names, which were once the Patrick, the Adams, the Smythe, and the Norris, in order of increasing coolness. The Facebook petition to have these names reinstated probably already exists.

I’m here, though, to answer the question we all want answered: Would your reinvigorated ’11-’12 Toronto Maple Leafs make the playoffs given current standings and a return to the four division format?

The answer is: Yes. They would take on the Florida Panthers (the Florida Panthers are playing well?) in round one of the playoffs, and then either the Buffalo Sabres or the (*shudder*) Boston Bruins in round two.

2012-13 NHL SEASON, HYPOTHETICAL

(As of December 6)

 

Adams Division
35 – Boston Bruins
34 – Florida Panthers
32 – Toronto Maple Leafs
29 – Buffalo Sabres
29 – Ottawa Senators
27 – Montréal Canadiens
24 – Tampa Bay Lightning
Patrick Division
36 – Pittsburgh Penguins
33 – New York Rangers
33 – Philadelphia Flyers
27 – Washington Capitals
25 – New Jersey Devils
21 – New York Islanders
20 – Carolina Hurricanes
Smythe Division
31 – Vancouver Canucks
31 – Phoenix Coyotes
30 – Los Angeles Kings
29 – San Jose Sharks
29 – Edmonton Oilers
27 – Colorado Avalanche
24 – Calgary Flames
19 – Anaheim Ducks
Norris Division
37 – Minnesota Wild
36 – Chicago Blackhawks
33 – Detroit Red Wings
31 – Dallas Stars
31 – St. Louis Blues
28 – Nashville Predators
26 – Winnipeg Jets
17 – Columbus Blue Jackets

(Teams marked yellow would make the playoffs in the current two-conference format. Ouch.)

Statistical issues exist due to our small available sample size, of course. For instance, Edmonton’s heartbreaking loss of the 4th and final spot to new bunkmates the San Jose Sharks over a single tie-breaking win would never happen given a whole season: we all know Edmonton will never keep this pace up!

Um. I think I’ve run out of steam, but here you go. Would your favourite team make the playoffs in the new system?

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The journal that ever sleeps

So, if I do hit New York on my little vacation (Hi! I’m on vacation!) I may try to send some proper updates this way. I re-read some of my entries from my oh-nine trip and found them more enjoyable to read than expected, and now I’m sad that I didn’t give this year’s trip the same treatment. We’ll see if I can follow through with this. At the most, expect daily summaries of my long Manhattan walks and long Brooklyn nights, collections of digital snapshots here in the journal, and the eventual “gallery” of self-consciously arty film photos on the main page. At the least, expect two half-baked tweets and a grainy cell photo of a guy on rollerblades dressed entirely in tinfoil playing ukulele. You don’t know which to wish for now, do you? HEH HEH.

Anyroad. We’ll see what happens.

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Spread Your Wings

Is it just me, or is this photo of Defence Minister Peter MacKay stating that it’s premature to speculate about the future of a $9-billion investment strangely reminiscent of a certain cold, passionless, killer robot?

With apologies to Queen.

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Streetcar in the snow: then & now

Waiting for the streetcar in the snow is a timeless Toronto tradition. I stumbled across this shot in the Archives earlier and thought it looked familiar…

From the Archives:

From the last snowfall of last winter:

Fewer hats.

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Goderich’s beautiful downtown

Sent August 22, 2011

Sent to Mayor Shewfelt of Goderich, and all of Goderich City Council

Note: I send these letters quite regularly, but rarely post them here. I am under no pretense that these are anything but hackneyed, rambling bits of nonsense, but I send them anyway in the hopes that they occasionally do more good than harm. I sent this one the day following Goderich’s tragic tornado in August, knowing that such sentiment would be important should the worst come to pass. A month has gone by, and the worst has indeed come to pass, and it seems my letter has fallen on deaf ears. I received no response to this message. I present it here anyway. Read this story for an October 2 update on the upcoming demolition of two heritage structures, with a hat-tip to Lloyd Alter.

Mayor Shewfelt,

My name is Nick and I’m an urban activist and enthusiast living in Toronto. I visit the Huron coast often, and I’m saddened to hear about yesterday’s tornado, and the loss of life and damage it has caused. I’m confident that the people of Goderich will pull together and help each other through this, just as mine did when Dufferin and Simcoe counties were hit in 1985. I was a child then, but watching these communities come together in a time of tragedy was an inspiration to me that I will not soon forget. I know Goderich will witness the same thing.

I’m writing this email as a warning. Please don’t let storm damage be the cause of demolition in Goderich’s gorgeous and historic downtown. I spent a lot of time in Brantford, Ontario last year desperately trying to save one of Canada’s oldest stretches of pre-Confederation buildings and it was completely for naught: the mayor, who sat on the Board of Directors of a university that wanted access to the land, presided over the wholesale destruction of much of their downtown, with only a vocal minority of councillors supporting any option that might save the row. It was the wrong thing to do ecologically, financially, socially, and it was heartbreaking to watch. Their mayor at the time, Mike Hancock, declared: “The worst thing we could do is have a plan,” and, predictably, the land still sits empty. They clearcut the soul of Brantford, as well as any hopes it may have had for the recovery of its downtown. A generation of young citizens who had taken to Facebook and to protest marches was left heartbroken.

I would love to know that Brantford’s sad story has become a lesson to Ontario’s other small towns and cities. It’s hard to truly gauge the value that historical structures have in their community, especially when they collectively make up a town’s centre. The century-old buildings in your downtown are your heart and your soul, and your bones, too. Gathering the political will to demolish history in the name of progress, or the economy, or jobs, will never be an impossible task here in Canada. It’s up to those of us who know better to fight this urge whenever and wherever appropriate, and to protect the elements of our communities that contribute in ways that cannot be quantified in terms of a bottom line. Protecting our history is always a smart long-term investment.

Use Goderich’s catastrophe to build, and to grow. Give reconstruction jobs to local people who may need the work, and not far-off contractors. Use this as an opportunity to rebuild downtown’s structures to 21st-century building codes, instead of knocking them down and replacing them with structures that can never measure up. Do what Brantford demonstrated that it could not do: build and govern with positivity, and with hope. You really are one of Canada’s prettiest towns, and I’m confident that yesterday’s tragedy won’t change that one bit.

Thanks for your time. Sorry if I rambled a bit.

We’re all sending our thoughts your way from here in the GTA, and we’re very sorry for your loss.

I’m cc’ing this message to members of council, as well.

Regards,

Nick Warzin

Christopher Hume’s thoughts on Brantford’s demolition: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/826524–hume-the-troubled-future-of-history

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Regarding privatized naming rights: I care

June 14, 2011
Sent to Councillor Doug Ford: councillor_dford@toronto.ca
CC’d to Mayor Rob Ford, Councillor Adam Vaughan: mayor_ford@toronto.ca, councillor_vaughan@toronto.ca

‘Ford said selling off subway station naming rights could help the TTC and the city and shouldn’t bother anyone.

“As long as it is called the right name, Spadina McDonald’s, whatever, if it brings in revenue I honestly believe no one cares,” Ford said.’

Dear Councillor Ford,

I care deeply, and, despite what you may believe, I think the majority of Torontonians who live in these communities would care, as well. I think you are mistaken that the residents of the Annex, say, wouldn’t mind living next door to a “Spadina McDonald’s”, and I think you are mistaken that selling or leasing the naming rights of properties and facilities held in a public trust is appropriate in any way, at any time.

Frankly, I already paid for these facilities, and their naming rights are not for sale. I am a taxpayer. Please show me a little respect.

Regards,

Nick Warzin

References

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/14/mcdonalds-subway-station-cool-with-me-councillor-ford

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Café #5: F’Coffee

Apparently, I stopped posting these reviews. I stopped using the Indie Coffee Passport, too, though not for any reason beyond the fact that I ran out of time and the card expired.

The two aren’t really related. I’ve been a bit distracted lately. I won’t get into it.

Anyway, I managed to hit seven cafés on the Passport in total, and #5 was F’Coffee on Queen East.
continue reading »

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Sakura Bloom Forecast 2011

I have updated my breathtakingly unrefined sakura search tool for use in 2011. Attempting to answer the question “When will High Park’s cherry trees bloom?”, this tool displays the most recent Flickr uploads that contain High Park’s budding sakura trees, and allows those results to be syndicated (which is still not possible with an advanced search on Flickr).

Flickr has been an accurate predictor of High Park’s sakura bloom in past years. Compare:

Results from April 1, 2009 — April 18, 2009 (1 result)

Results from April 1, 2009 — April 29, 2009 (284 results)

More details can be found in last year’s post on the subject. When results start appearing, I’ll provide a prediction for the height of sakura hanami, rounding to the nearest weekend, of course. Last year’s prediction was Sunday, April 18 (which was a party, btw), but I believe 2010 also had a warmer March and April. I expect the height of this year’s bloom to be closer to the end of April.

The page/app/feed/mess can be found here:

http://nickwarzin.com/sakura2011/

I would also keep an eye on the High Park Nature Centre’s blog and Twitter feed, as they tend to take daily photos of the buds as they bloom.

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NYC-25

This is one of my favourite songs from one of my favourite albums, Dusk at Cubist Castle. I saw it performed last night at Lee’s. It was special.

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